SFES JOKE (Gabbar and Thakur)

Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!

Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…

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HINDI JOKE (Munna Bhai)

Munna Bhai : are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, letter me kya likhu ?
Circuit : simple bhai likhne ka ---------
DeAr sIsTeR I LOVE U !

Tumhara munna bhai
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Mai Tumare Gum Me.
Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Kya
Kare

BaDa
ThumsUp

Khatam
Hi NaHi HoTa.

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Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

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Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,
Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,
Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,
Na 'Imandari' badi hai.
Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
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Hindi Romantic Shayary (Dil mein basa ek)

Dil mein basa ek khayal ho tum,
Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum,

Jab muskurate ho toh lagta hai,
Kubsurati se lajawab ho tum.

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Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...
Tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.

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Tere Pyar ne zindagi se pehchaan karai hai,
Mujhe wo toofano se phir lauta ke laayi hai,
Bas itni hi dua karte hain khuda se hum,
Bujhe na yeh shama kabhi jo humne jalai hai.

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Khuda ne mujhse kaha... Ishq na kar tu diwana ho jayega!

Maine kaha aiye khuda... Tu msg padhnewale se to mil.. Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!

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SFES Hindi Shayari (SANDWICH )

A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?

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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

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Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar lena,
Paise kam ho to sms kar lena,

Agar yeh bhi na kar sake to
Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna,

Or LASSI pi lena...

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