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SFES SHAYARI (AAYE THEY TUM HAMARE DIL MEIN)

in - on 12:38:00 AM - No comments
AAYE THEY TUM HAMARE DIL MEIN BASNE KE LIYE
HAMEIN HI UJAAD KAR CHAL DIYE

JAB DIL NE HUMSE KIYE SAWAAL
TOH HUM KHUD PAR MUSKURAAKAR CHAL DIYE.
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SFES JOKE (Interviewer asks the girl)

in - on 12:36:00 AM - No comments
An old rich man marries a young gal.

Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?

Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
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SFES JOKE (PRINCIPAL & MUNNA BHAI)

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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
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SFES JOKE (TUSI bade hi gr8 ho)

in - on 12:34:00 AM - No comments
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
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SFES JOKE (Boy & Gir)

in - on 12:32:00 AM - No comments
Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Harmkhor! Tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
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SFES JOKE (Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain)

in - on 12:19:00 AM - No comments
Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..

(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega...)

Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......

PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..
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SFES JOKE (Bapu ki bhi gawayi)

in - on 12:17:00 AM - No comments
1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi".
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SFES HINDI SMS (Mujhse aur nahi hoga…)

in - on 12:14:00 AM - No comments
Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…

SMS
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SFES HINDI SMS (Mujhse aur nahi hoga…)

in - on 12:14:00 AM - No comments
Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…

SMS
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SFES SHAYARI (Rab se shikayat) Hindi

in - on 7:29:00 AM - No comments
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

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What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

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